Jack the Duvets…


Wanted to buy a new duvet, so went around with M who was visiting my new place. 

At supermarket chain 1
Me: where can I find a duvet?
Customer attendant: (wearing an expression of blank+ daze+ shock) er?
Me: a Duvet? You know, (rectangular gestures)
Customer attendant: oooohhh! Dooowaaaay?
Me: Yes .
Well they had run out or something equally useless. 

At supermarket chain 2:
Me: I’m looking for a master doooowaaaay?
Customer attendant: (wearing an expression of blank+ daze+ shock+ what the fuck) Er? Eh?
Me: a doooooowaaaaaaaaaaaaay? (Rectangular gestures)
Customer attendant: ooooooohhhhhh!!! Dooooooooooowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy!!
Me: Bingo! Yes.

Finally, we got it.

The difference between a tongueful of ooo s and a few aaaaa s is 1.4 miles. This is going to be music, Oh penny lane!

Check a few here: Not precise, but quite enjoyable.

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08.05.07 / 10pm
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